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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Omega: [QB] "1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?" Fill a waterbed with it. I'm sure Charles can take it from there. Or you can scare the living snot out of those aliens on Third Rock... "2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?" Hey, it's the internet. I'd bet that's one of the tamer things that's out there. I mean, you could probably do a search for people who like having sex with burning goats, and come back with a couple thousand hits... Not that I've ever searched for that... "3. Who died and left YOU in charge?" President Rodger Durling. And I only got to be VP for three minutes, too. Darned 747... "4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?" Oh, stuff it. "5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*" Don't rock the boat. "6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?" Why would they? I mean, the one day of the year where their boss moves throughout the world is supposedly Jesus' birthday, isn't it? Darned dyslexia... "7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance." "Hahaha! My evil plan is set in motion! Now no one can stop me from --" *CRASH* AHH, foiled again. Darn you, Green and Orange Spotted Bunnies on Acid! "8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?" Nothing. It wouldn't be lady-like. "9. Shaved or au natural?" One of each, please. "10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?" You know, we could try to start a new precedent with this. I don't think a forum contest has ever been locked and moved the the flameboard before... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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