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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] 1. A ton of Jello? Well, honestly, if I could just get a *much* smaller amount, then its actually quite stimulating in bed ... but for a whole ton, hell, I dunno ... why not just dump it on New Hampshire and good riddance? 2. Emballing? Er ... ::gulp:: ... where's the toilet? 3. The guy who sat in this chair before me ... 4. I don't like Turkey at all. But in answer to the *hidden* question, sometimes I like to be on top ... sometimes I like to be on bottom ... 5. Gravy? Ew, yuck. Whip cream is where its at! 6. Is Jesus Satan? Woah ... gimme some weed and a bible and I'll tell ya'! 7. "I downshifted as I swerved my Jeep to miss the gren and orange-spotted bunnies on acid only to learn, to my horror, that I'd driven THROUGH the acid and it was eating away my tires!!!!" (Hey, you never said it couldn't be a run-on!) 8. 1/2 Vodka, a *pinch* of cinnamon, 1/5 Carmel, 2/5 You REALLY don't want to know! Wait -- is that a buttery nipple? I always get those too confused ... 9. Beards are ticklish. Oh, wait, you mean ... down there? Well, come and look for yourself if you dare! 10. Assuming I ever had an unborn child living inside of me, yes, I might consider it a parasite considering I'm a male! [/QB][/QUOTE]
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