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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] <h2>STICK REMOVED FROM ASS</h2> By Miguel Molina, special to the FNN <small>53406.5 - Executive Officer of Federation Flagship undergoes surgery to correct walk</small> Commander William T. Riker, who has served as the Executive Officer of the two lastest Starship [i]Enterprises[/i] underwent surgery at Starbase 123 last week to remove the large stick in his rectum which has long been attributed for his peculiar style of walking. "It's much nicer to walk with him now," ship's counselor Deanna Troi told reporters. "He doesn't try and open doors with his forehead anymore." Jean-Luc Picard, captain of the [i]Enterprise[/i], told reporters that Riker was now spending more time sitting in the XO's chair (to the right of the command chair) than pacing the bridge. "It made the junior officers and enlisted crew nervous," Picard admitted, sipping on Earl Grey tea. "They've all calmed down some." The [i]Enterprise[/i]'s second officer, Data, the only android in Starfleet, tried to make a joke relating the recent surgery to Riker's recent decision to shave his beard. For decency's sake, this reporter will not reprint the joke. The [i]Enterprise[/i]'s Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Beverly Crusher, remarked that Riker appeared to be in a better mood the day after the surgery. "He said it hurt a little, but that he felt much better, although strangely empty." You may remember Will Riker as the officer who stopped the Borg following the Wolf 359 fiasco, in which bungled Starfleet leadership led to the loss of 40 starships and 20,000 dead. Although offered numerous promotions to captain, he has turned them down. He was cleared by a Board of Inquiry for his role in the destruction of the [i]Enterprise[/i]-D, the current vessel's precursor. "I think the surgery helped correct a major problem I was having," Riker admitted. "Now maybe I'll be smart enough to move up the ladder the next time I'm asked." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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