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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] <h1>CHRISTIAN CHURCH DENIES EVIDENCE OF EVOLUTION.</h1> <h2>CRITICIZE TIME-TRAVEL EXPEDITION AS "EVIL"</h2> by Miguel Molina, special to the FNN <small>Two priests aboard time-travel starship deny evolution in favor of creationism.</small> "I just can't believe it," Lieutenant Commander Darrel Jones, Executive Officer of the time-ship [i]Isreal[/i], which returned last week after a six-month subjective mission, told reporters. "We went back in time, and jumped forward year by year over a span of twenty-thousand years to catalogue evolution on Earth, and they still don't believe it." Reverend Karl Witchta held up a bible and proclaimed, "evolution is an evil myth. God exists, and He told us that the world was created in six days! Starfleet is evil!" Reverend So'lia Kopax said, "perhaps we have underestimated God's time frame, however all this proves is that God took a damn long time in creating the world." "Heretic!" Witchta was heard to yell at Kopax. The scientific discoveries made by the crew of the [i]Isreal[/i] were released at a press conference held by Commander Frank Cho, Chief Science Officer of the starship last night. The religious members were aboard by the order of Admiral Ray Lewis, commander of the Time-Travel Bureau of Starfleet. "We wanted religious members aboard for a variety of reasons," Lewis commented. "The mission of the [i]Isreal[/i] has confirmed a long standing scientific theory," Cho said. "That of evolution. More time-ships will continue what the [i]Isreal[/i] began, and we hope to have a more complete picture of the evolution of all of the planets of the Federation in the next fifteen to twenty-years." "Evil it is," Witchta said in closing. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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