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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Saiyanman Benjita: [QB] <h1>GOD PROVEN REAL</h1> <h3>Scientists Baffled</h3> By: Benjita Pavlovich Stardate: 41153.7 In a shocking discovery, the existance of God has been proven. Earlier, we received word from the USS Enterprise that a portion of the crew disappeared, without the use of transporter technology. Second Officer Data had this to say, "People disappeared, but when we scanned the area, no residue of transporter activity was apparent." Captain Jean-Luc Picard states that he was teleported to the 21st century without any known scientific method, "We appeared in a courtroom from the 21st century, and a man appeared and enacted a trial to judge mankind." God, who only refers to himself as Q, enacted the trial, and using his omnipotent powers, he swiftly judged humankind, according to Picard. Mankind may be safe for now, but this was a warning to be heeded. Those who were not believers shall now believe. [IMG]http://startrek.com/content/Photo/TNGPEQ01.GIF[/IMG] [b]The God Q[/b] Bibles, which had been all but banned, were broken out. Cathedrals opened for the first time in centuries, as the appearance of God brought on an apocalyptic feeling amongst the people of Earth. Religious spokesman Tim Robertson: "The appearance and proof of God has given us something we hadn't had in hundreds of years, faith. Looks like the Theory of Evolution has been proven wrong." Scientists are baffled by this discovery, "We had everything proven. The Theory of Evolution, the Big Bang Theory. Now with the appearance of God, we don't know what is right anymore." Scientists then conducted one last test. The bones of the dinosaurs were, in fact, random bones that just happened to fit together. Further words of God are expected soon, but for now, this reporter gives only this advice, "Believe. The end is nigh..." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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