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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] <h2>SIMON "REALLY BIG BANANA" SIZER CONVICTED OF "URINATING" IN SPACE</h2> by Miguel Molina, special to the FNN <small>Simon "Make Women Sore" Sizer convicted of incident leading to damage to Cardassian [i]Crapshit[/i]</small> Simon "Needs Loose Waisted Jeans" Sizer was convicted today of urinating out of a starship window, inflicting damage on the Cardassian ship [i]Crapshit[/i]. "I apologize for what I did in a panicked moment," Sizer stated today. Sizer attributed the incident to a lack of bathroom facilities aboard the [i]Calamity[/i]. A civil suit has been filed against God, who endowed Mr. Sizer, apparently on purpose. God, also known as "Q", laughed at the claims, snapped his finger, and told this reporter than the lawyers suing him now had very little members. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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