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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The359: [QB] oh, man, this'll be good.... NOG: Welcome back to Noggy Springer! DEFIANT CREW: Noggy! Noggy! Noggy! NOG: Today we have Admiral Ross, and, Mr. Ross, you have a secret to share with us, don't you? ROSS: Yes, Noggy, I do NOG: Would you care to tell the Defiant what your secret is? ROSS: Well, Noggy, I've been an Admiral for many years now. Before I arrived at Starbase 375, I used to work on a Klingon space station, as a liason. I met a Klingon woman there... NOG: Was she a good looking Klingon? ROSS: Oh, she was georgeous. You should have seen the cut she had in her uniform, man, that was some beautiful clevage! I know you would have liked her, Noggy. NOG: I bet I would have. So, did you and this Klingon hook-up? ROSS: Yeah, we hooked up a lot while I worked there. She was very rough, and I liked that kind of stuff... DEFIANT CREW: Ohhhhh!!! ROSS: Yeah, you people know what I mean. Well, I soon got transfered to Starbase 375, and ever since then, I have never found a woman quite like her. Unfortunatly, she's married. DEFIANT CREW: OHHHHH!!! *few choice words heard from the crew as well* ROSS: *standing* Hey, now, I was better then her husband! You, now, hey b****, shut up! I'll get my phaser rifle and blow all your a**es away! *Odo is seen on the viewscreen holding Ross back* DEFIANT CREW: Noggy! Noggy! Noggy! NOG: Ok, ok, everyone calm down. So, she was cheating on her husband with you? ROSS: That's right, Noggy NOG: And who is the husband? ROSS: Well, he's a general in the Klingon military, and I actually worked with him a lot during the war. DEFIANT CREW: OHHHH!!! ROSS: Yeah, I guess you could say we were sort of friends and whatnot NOG: So, you cheated on your friends wife? Do you still want to hook up with her? ROSS: Of course! DEFIANT CREW: OHHHH!!! NOG: Well, we have the husband, I believe is name is Martok, here with us tonight, he's backstage. *Viewscreen splits to show Ross and Martok* Are you going to tell Martok what has happened? ROSS: Yes, Noggy NOG: Well, let's bring out General Martok! DEFIANT CREW: Noggy! Noggy! Noggy! NOG: Hello General, good to have you here. MARTOK: Hello, Noggy NOG: I think we'll let Ross here tell you what he wants, so, go ahead Ross. ROSS: Well, Martok, you know we've been working together a lot since the war, and, well.....I'm sorry, but I've been cheating on your wife MARTOK: *stunned* You BASTARD! You %*##)%&#@&%)@&%)@ (something Klingon) *(%@&()#@%&*(@%! *Martok rushes Ross, Odo and other henchman cover the stage* *A bat'leth appears from nowhere and hits the TV camera, viewscreen shows nothing but static* ROFL, oh, I amused myself... [/QB][/QUOTE]
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