"Here's the story, of a lovely Klingon, who was bringing up three very lovely targs..."
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
Nog: Pong was never the same since they replaced the paddles with giant Klingon & Admiral Heads.
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Nog: Here is your Halloween present. Martok: But Halloween is over. Nog: Okay, then. It's your Christmas present from Saint Nick. Martok: I wonder what's inside. Nog: Suprise! It's your Grandma's skull! Martok: POOR GRANDMA
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Nog: Our next item up for bid today is a holoprogram of Kira Nereys, Seven of Nine, and Deanna Troi called Dark Passions. The opening bid is for 121 pieces of latinum. Martok: I'll bid 210... Ross: 275... Martok: 350... Ross: 45.. Martok: 750 pieces... Ross: Nog if you don't give me that program I'll demote you to a non-comm serving with security. And you know what's the fatality rate of the security department... Martok: Don't listen to him...I'll give you 810 pieces and a planet full of nude Klingon women. Nog: If you have that available, then why are you in a bidding war for this program? Martok: Have you even seen the Klingon women? Have you even looked at Seven of Nine, Kira, and Troi?
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Ross: "Our right flank is being hit hard, Ben. We need to commit the reserves or the whole front will collapse!" Sisko: *offscreen, natch* "I'll see what I can do, Admiral, just as soon as we're through helping the Klingons. Chancellor, how are things going now?" Ross: *thinks* "Oh, not again. It's always 'Martok, Mortok, Martok. . .'"
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Nog: "Good idea, O lord!" Ross: "'Course it's a good idea!"
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
Nog: I lost my ball. Martok: Sorry. Ross: I am an ape.
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
Martok: Just watching the battle, drinking a Blood. Ross: True.
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Oops. Meant to judge this yesterday, but I was kinda tired. Good to see we've got more than 30 entries, that's definitely a level of response worthy of the golden age of the CapComs. There will be more so long as there's demand (maybe tonight, if I find anything suitable).
The number of responses makes it very difficult to choose between any, and in a very real sense you're all winners. But in another much more real sense, Krenim's the winner, for the "please hold" gag (and mention should also be made of the "get off the screen!" one too - I've always wanted a helmsman to say that). Runners-up are Siegfried and Sol System.
Honourable mention must be made of Matt "The" 359's Springer Show - nice idea, but much too long. Less is more, or at least it is when I'm the judge! 8)
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Latimere: "Good, evening, I'm Jim Latimere, and welcome to a special broadcast on this, the hundredth anniversary of the founding of the Interstellar Alliance. Joining me are Professor William Exeter and Dr. Barbara Tashaki. Now, the first question is for Dr. Exeter. . ." Exeter: "Wait - I'm Exeter? I thought that future human guy was Exeter!" Latimere: "No, he's just credited as 'Man.'" Exeter: "'Man?' What kind of a name is that? I suppose whn he gets to New Earth he'll meet up with his friends Dude, Chum, Pal, Compadre and Matey!" Tashaki: "He can complain? I have to be female just because my hair is longer!"
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