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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gaseous Anomaly: [QB] Enter Maria and Luis, the Vorta Supervisors of the Jem'Hadar detachment. "First Oskar'Grouch, can you vouch for the loyalty of your men?" "Ooh, so you want us to beg, do you? Well I'm not, so there!" Maria tilts her head slightly; Second Snuffal'fagass blows the First to subatomic oblivion. "First Snuffal'fagass, can you vouch for the loyalty of your men?" "Well, gee, I dunno. I'd have to ask them. That would be only fair." Luis looks at the men inquiringly. Suddenly the First feels cold duratanium through his chest, and flops to the ground panting weakly. "First A'El'mo, can you vouch for the loyalty of your men?" "Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee," he giggled as he wiped his bloodied blade off his deeper-red scales. "What's so funny?" Maria demanded. "Me sorr-ee, Maria. It's just that...that..." "That what?!" "That they're more likely to kill [i]me[/i] than those guys that arrived in that Intrepid-class Federation ship that arrived last night." "He has a point", Luis admitted to Maria, "Have you been watching the latest episodes?" Maria face skrunched up in thought for a second or two, then gestured to the case in front of her. "Fuck it", she said. Before Third Mis'Pyggi could respond, Luis vaporised the case. As Maria starred into the empty space the case once was (with a dark sense of satisfaction) she reached for her communicator. "Beam the remains of Post-War Jem'Hadar Detachment SG1 into the Federation ship in orbit. They'll play holy fuck on board. Now that they've no Intricate Green to sustain them, they'll go on a mad rampage, killing all they come across." "Acknowledged", croaked the comm link. A puzzled glance from Seventy-Fifth Ferget'Fall later, the remnants of Post-War Jem'Hadar Detachment SG1 were transported on board the U.S.S. Voyager. Precisely 13 minutes and 11 seconds later, the collision of Fourth Big'Byrd and the magnetic constrictors in Voyager's Engineering Room lit up the sky above Maria's and Luis' heads as they walked back to what many of their colleagues had dubbed 'Fort Sesame Street'. Those that had been through the Alpha Quadrant wormhole, that is. The same thought crossed both their minds as they craned their heads back to view the fiery display far above thier heads: What the fuck were the Founders thinking? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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