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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PsyLiam: [QB] Basically Jeff, when a man and woman love each other very much, they have "sexual intercourse". This involves sending money away to a big copmany, who will send you a machine in return. You attach this machine to both you and your partners nipples, while sitting back to back with your arms linked. The machine sucks fluids form the nipples (milk from the ladies, and Sunny Delight from the mans). This mixes together and forms a soft runny liquid known as "Arnold's accent". You then get married. Once you are married, the minister (or priest. Or, in certain situations, donkey), provides you with a watch. This is set to 9 months in the future. It is placed in the liquid. The female then has to sit on the solution for 9 months (if she has to go out, she can strap it to her stomach temporaily). After nine months, you take the solution to the bank, and they'll give you a baby in return. I believe that explains "birth" and "marriage". I shall explain "fun" tomorrow (since explaining "met" and "sat" would be insulting). [/QB][/QUOTE]
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