Greetings to all.

I , like another new member, MerloMo, am also a member of the Trek BBS.

I have made the name "Daystrom" a legend there for them as I will here for you.

To know me is to love me.

To love me is to know me.

I am Daystrom and I am love.

This you will come to know for yourselves.

But I have not come empty handed!

With me I have a feast for both the eyes and the palate!

I am Daystrom and I am your friend.

BEHOLD!!!!!!!

*I rip away the drapery behind me to reveal a meal to end all meals. Roasted fowl of every type from chicken to duck to quail. Beef more to your liking? Roast of Prime Rib just for you. There a suckling pig. The aroma my friends, dont be afraid of it, it cant hurt you now. For the vegetarians among us, exotic fruits and vegetables. Over here we have pastas with various styles of sauces and pestos. Deserts? Ganaches, pies and tarts to suit every taste. Thirsty? Kool-Aid guys, Kool-Aid. Sorry people, its B.Y.O.B. Look at the magnificance of it my friends, and it is all for YOU.*

My new friends.

So gather around one and all and partake of my humble offering to you.

I am Daystrom and I am love.

I just wanted to say hello.

"Hello"

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"I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's breaking up!"

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Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.

Indeed.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Come one,
Come all,
Come answer mY call !!

Daystrom; Daystrom,
Upon you befall,

OUR GREETINGS!!

see .. I can be poetic too !!
(sorta)

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-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:

*WAVE!!!*

You'll find us as a crazy and very insane lot. Count on it.

Welcome, Daystrom

Welcome.

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

Yes Elim Garak! Old friend from another land!

And Fabrux and Kosh!

*Hearty Laugh*

Old friends indeed...

Please, EAT! EAT!!

Just a few thoughts from the top of my head....

To Tahna Los, Ultra Magnus and Orion Syndicate:
(In no particular order)

Yes, the dark forces ARE at work here, and they work for ME.

You think Im going to find YOU guys crazy and insane?

LOL.

I'll give you one week, then I will ask you have reconsidered your position on who is going to find who crazy and insane.

I sometimes really am missing a screw...

And sometimes I am the screw.

But given the time, these things and more you will find out for yourselves.

I am Daystrom and I am like no one youve ever met.

Hello everyone.

Hello.

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"I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's breaking up!"

Oh, boy! Self-stuffing sausage!

[Looks around.]

No Grey Poupon?

[Drops J.R.]

This must be your day, son.

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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
--Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
Come Hither and Yawn...

Welcome, please check your ego at the door

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

NECROMANCERRRRR!!

*hearty laugh*

Did you think that I, Daystrom, would not find you?

INDEED!!

SUCH a sense of humor!!

I am Daystrom and the ego stays with ME!

*hearty laugh*

But have no fear my friend Neromancer....

There are NEW games afoot here!!

*hearty laugh*

If nothing else, he's got food. I say we keep him. :-)