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Fabrux
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Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day.

The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?"

"Head up," said the doctor.

"Blindfold or no blindfold?"

"No blindfold."

So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free.

Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" said the executioner.

"Head up," said the chemist.

"Blindfold or no blindfold?"

"No blindfold."

So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner
had to be released, so the chemist was set free.

Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" asked the executioner.

"Head up."

"Blindfold or no blindfold?"

"No blindfold."

So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the engineer yelled out, "WAIT! I see what the problem is!"

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Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges."
Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!"
-Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*straps Fabrux to guillotine*

*lets blade fall*

*wipes hands* So much for that.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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Baloo
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If only it were that easy.

Quick! Someone put some tequila in Fabrux's cornflakes! And hide his keyboard until he passes out!

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"The mark of a truly great mind isn't whether you're right or wrong. It's how well you can weasel out of a jam."
--Cecil Adams
Come Hither and Yawn...


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Siegfried
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!

::thud::

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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.


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Aethelwer
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FWIW, this joke is told to students applying to the engineering program at Brown University.

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"This song is dedicated to everyone in the audience tonight...WITH ONE EYE!" - John Linnell


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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FWIW? That's a new acronym for me...

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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
Woody Allen


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Baloo
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FWIW = For What It's Worth.

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"The mark of a truly great mind isn't whether you're right or wrong. It's how well you can weasel out of a jam."
--Cecil Adams
Come Hither and Yawn...


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Which is also a great song by Buffalo Springfield. :-)

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Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Bart: "Not if you called them 'stench blossoms'..."
-The Simpsons


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Mythril
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Funny

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Enterprise
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TSN,

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You odviously have good taste in music.

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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