There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
------------------ Jackson: "Basically, he was the original Satan." O'Neill: "Well, isn't that special?" -Stargate SG-1: "Serpent's Song"
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I've always been of the opion that when your computer goes arse over head, rather than spending it's time telling you that *something* has caused a general protection fault, it should just simply SAVE THE FUCKING PIECE OF WORK. Then is can continue with it's great collapse.
------------------ "I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room." Xander Harris
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Back when I had Windows 95, I also had McAfee Office, which contained a program that allowed me to 'recover' when I got the blue screen of death, or other types of crashes. It was very handy sometimes.
------------------ "I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"
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I lost my first year Psychology-practical research work. Although - to be fair - that wasn't really Windows fault. The computer did catch fire, and I don't believe that Bill Gates is so evil he can cause long distance spontanious combustion.
------------------ "I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room." Xander Harris
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Hey, Bill Gates is smart. You'll never know what he's capable of! Of course, it doesn't explain why Microsoft and their products have become crappy.
------------------ 7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me." Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?" 7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
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