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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

WOMAN: If I died, would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: Shit.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

*LOL*

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
--
Gene Ray, Cubic

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

LOL!!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

posted

*REISW*
(Raises Eyebrow In a Spockish Way)

Very little, Ensign.

But seriously...

ROFL!

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

posted

"I refuse to answer this line of questions as I'll surely screw up."

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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

*LMAO*

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Homer: "I can see what's happening. They did it to Jesus, and now they're doing it to me."
Marge: "Are you comparing yourself to our lord?!"
Homer: "Well, in bowling ability..."
-The Simpsons

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
Member # 136

posted

Totally funny.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

posted

This took me a second.

And then it took me.

Very good.

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.

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