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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9

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Well, FINALLY we've been hit by the indexing search engines! Woohoo!

Allow me to provide you with a few URLs under which people have successfully searched and found Flare...
http://www.google.com/search?q=buttload http://www.google.com/search?q=mr.+dressup+casey+boy+girl http://www.google.com/search?q=pedophile+pics&start=820&sa=N http://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+way+i+feel+is+sexual%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=brittney+spears+nipple&sa=Google+Search http://google.netscape.com/netscape?q=%22small+penis%22&site=search&start=110&sa=N http://google.netscape.com/netscape?query=SEASEME+STREET+THEME+SONG http://google.netscape.com/netscape?query=aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh http://hotbot.lycos.com/?MT=%22small+penis%22&II=20&DI=10&RPN=4&PQ=1&SQ=1&TR=1410&BT=L
Oh, and http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Time+Cube%22&start=20&sa=N

There are over 500 more. Half are 'on topic'. The rest are... well... that type. I might pull out a list & put it online... *shrug*

Scared yet? What sort of weirdos would talk about such things!? I mean.. . er... Bloody hell.

Ok, I need to get back to doing what I was doing in the first place, which was murdering my computer.

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[This message has been edited by Charles Capps (edited March 30, 2000).]

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

I'd like to say right now that all those "The way I feel is sexual" hits are all Liam's fault.

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Camper Van Beethoven

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

(See, it's funny because we all know the inside story, and so the irony present can...oh, forget it.)

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Camper Van Beethoven

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

*falls off chair laughing after visiting all the links*

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"What did it mean to fly? A tremor in your soul. To resist the dull insistance of gravity."
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Camper Van Beethoven

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
Member # 4

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I could mistaken but this supposed to be a Star Trek forum, right?

Sjeesh... the things people have to do to get to the Flare forums...

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If you want to know more about paranoids, follow them around...

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
Member # 4

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Oh my GOD...

I don't even want to know why the Flare forums got up on TWO different search engines while looking for small penis...

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If you want to know more about paranoids, follow them around...

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Bernd
Guy from Old Europe
Member # 6

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HAHAHA!
I wonder if "Time Cube" isn't the most distasteful search term.

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Ex Astris Scientia

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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And the buttload thing is Baloo's fault.

I am indeed quite scared.

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
Member # 136

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I'm not sure if I should LMAO or run away screaming into the night. Maybe we should have a talk with those search engines.

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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I'm for the running, screaming in fright thing.

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Actually, aren't they all Justin's fault? I mean, the way the guy keeps mentioning the backstreet boys, and 'hanging out' with his friend Michael. People are going to start talking...

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