1. You can't count that high.2. For the answer to this question, I refer you to this other thread.
3. I think so. What do you think?
4. I have heard unconfirmed rumors that it will be.
5. I don't know how many, but must admit that I am not one of those who have.
6. See the answer to the previous question.
7. I don't know how many, but must admit that I became rather bored with the Transformers many years ago.
8. Not me.
9. SMEG? SMEG?? SMEG?!? SMEG!!!
Oops. Sorry. Got carried away.
10. I don't know, and to paraphrase Desmond Morris "Homo Sapiens is the sexiest ape on the planet". Look it up if you want to know what he meant. Education's good for you (and usually nontoxic).
11. See the answer to the previous question.
12. Charles posts in the "Runs the bulletin board" forum. Access is restricted to the Grand Poo-Bah of administrators. Essentially, he talks to himself.
(Hmmm... This might explain a few things.)
13. Apparently you suffer from triskadecaphobia. Although that was not a question, now that you mention it, TSN's butt does look big in that.
14. I am in possession of numerous boards with nails in them. Whether any of them is THE board with a nail in it is subject to debate.
15. I would guess that you ran out of fingers and toes at that point.
16. I have no idea. You will have to ask one of the obsess... er... experts on that matter.
17. I saw the sun yesterday (it was overcast today). I saw living things just a few minutes ago (my wife & baby went to bed).
18. We like to know how big things are. Since our brains have fewer connections between the left and right hemispheres, we have to be impressed by simple things or the processing time becomes too great, our brains overheat, and neurons begin shutting down to reduce the system overload.
At least we aren't obsessed with our looks (as any examination of a construction site amply illustrates).
19. I happen to like cars. When we are between the ages of 6 and 10, most of us males know perfectly well that we are weak and powerless compared to all the adults around us. Cars are a symbol of power and freedom that appeals to most young boys, and there is no strong social stigma attached to this obsession. Hence, we retain this affliction throughout life.
From personal experience, sometimes knowing something about cars will convince someone not to beat you up (this sort of situation generally happens in high school). Therefore, car knowledge is a survival trait and perhaps is an unrecognized secondary sexual characteristic.
20. What? He's back?
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