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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Some guy at the Straight Dope Message Boards posted a message that turns me green with envy.

I present to you his message, "Apologies".

I have to admire his (or her, the poster's gender is not plainly apparent) intelligent wit.

--Baloo

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"A plain, good-hearted woman who loves you is infinitely more beautiful than any "gorgeous" woman who values your possessioins more than you."
-- Me
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Baloo: "His or her"? You have something against genderless posters, then? That's terrible, man...

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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show


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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Which is why I do not interact with strangers. (except in anonymous form via message boards, etc.)

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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Baloo
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TSN: I am deeply offended that you are offended and demand an immediate apology.

Saiyanman Benjita: I am offended that you are so insensitive as to ignore strangers. I demand an apology.

Me: I am offended that I am offended by such trivial things and demand an apology from myself.

Me (too): Oh, yeah? Well, you'll get one when Hell freezes over!

Me (three): I am offended by the implication that I might have multiple personalities, or that I may be having fun at the expense of those afflicted with multiple personality disorders and hereby apologize.

Maybe.

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"A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her."
-- Fortune Cookie
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Baloo: How can you use that smiley? What sort of contempt does that show toward Satan-worshippers, that you would use their deity as a funny bit of clip-art. How would you like it if they made a smiley of your god and used it every time they said something they considered "evil". You horrible, bigotted man...

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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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What do you have against horrible bigoted people, TSN? You use those adjectives with a negative connotation. Those horrible bigoted people will feel bad that you compared them to Baloo.


>:-)

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Well you should apologize for insinuating that I should apologize, Baloo

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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The359
The bitch is back
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I apologize for just posting to this thread...

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Jeff: Hm... Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in the middle of Catch-22? *L*

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Harold: "You're missing the point!"
Red: "Well, I don't like points."
-The Red Green Show


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