Comment regarding how funny/unfunny thread is.

Big home-made smiley.

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Comments on humor of linked page, lack of same in other posters.

Gratuitous bashing of poster's pet peeves, opposing societal elements, and opposing posters.

Irrelevent reference to personal life/experiences.

Obscure quote.

Apologies for lack of reference to quote, hiding contempt for others not well-versed enough to know origin of quote.

Meandering rambling returns to original subject.

Further howls of laughter.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Expression of amazement that so many people didn't understand it. Attempt to explain it which, of course, makes it less funny. Accusation of lack of sense of humor in those who didn't get it. Retraction of accusation as "just kidding". Smiley.

Edited-in comment regarding annoyance at post that showed up while reading the thread. Smiley.

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"

Automatically inserted alert to the post's having been edited:

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FuckU-FuckMe: Changing the feel of communication:
"What kinds of security controls does FuckU-FuckMe offer?

All FuckU-FuckMe users can control whom they connect to on an individual basis. There's no need to go to a public reflector. "

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.

At any rate, that is far from the most "adult" signature I've seen here. And I do like to think we can maintain an adult environment here without making sure everything is safe for the Reading Rainbow set. But it is admittedly a bit out there.

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"While it is true that 15% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal."
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"!

Complaint about hijacking the thread.

Derogatory commentary about the hijacker and reminders about creating new threads for different topics.

Expression of disappointment at others cooperating with the hijack.

Empty threat to quit posting.

Off-topic reference to personal troubles.

Apologies for wandering off-topic.

Excuses for overreaction to include insufficient sleep, personal difficulties, the late hour, and consumption of alcoholic beverage.

That was weird.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

A Will Smith quote that has something to do with a "Weird-Shit'O'Meter".

Agreement to Baloo about hijacking.

Funny story about a pilot who said 'Hi Jack!' to his friend in the control tower.

Remark to all to carry on.

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.