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Trinculo
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A case is appearing in the Chicago courthouse. The case is Trimarco vs. Colgate Palmolive et. al.. Trimarco's position is: People suffer from a disease-toothbrush abrasion. His position is that people unknowningly contact this disease when they brush their teeth on a regular basis. I have said enough.For more information, go to website:
http://www.toothbrushlawsuit.com.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
(Source: Newsweek)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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This is the sort of people that needs to be selectively removed from the planet...

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"Why don't you go out and cross the boulevard while the lights are against you?"
-Groucho Marx to Chico Marx, Animal Crackers


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Montgomery
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Cretins indeed. I suppose repeated oxygen inhalation may cause abrasions to the bronchi as well...

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"Plagues extinguished, the world becomes smaller.
For a long time there is peace in empty lands.
People will walk safely by air, land, sea, waves.
Then again wars will be stirred up..."

- Nostradamus, 1568


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