A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him because he was wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition."What are you going to do with the prize money?" the Officer inquired. The man responded, "Well, I guess I can go to driving school and get my licence."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out "Damn, I knew we wouldn't get that far in this stolen car."
Just before the officer begins radioing for backup, he hears a knock in the trunk and a voice saying "Hey, I'm hungry, are we over the border yet?"
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 25, 2000).]
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