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Teelie
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Hey, there's always the option to give me some of it.

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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There's an Irish company called "Eircom" you might want to invest in.(Aside: HeeHee!)

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First of Two
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Nope, any corporate investments I make will go into Rampant Lion Productions.

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TSN
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Why would anyone want to produce rampant lions?

:-)

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PsyLiam
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No-one's won the million on the UK version (which was first, nyah!). I am therefore left with two options.

1/ The US has much smarter contestants than the UK
2/ The US has far easier questions than the UK

After falling about laughing for a second, I've gone for option 2. Has anyone won the million on any other countries (is there an Australian or Canadian version?)

Still, interesting about the taxes. We don't have to pay taxes on winnings. So, out of a million, you'd only get $60,000? Hell, someone walks away with �50,000 over here, they've won considerably more than you... Hmm.

I do have to say, WWTBAM? is the absolute best TV show to have on in a pub. Everyone shouting away, then, suddenly, absolute silence, fevered whisperings, then shouts of "NOOOOO! You idiot, it's fucking A! A! It's A! B! I told her to go for B."

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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It'd be more like $600,000 US on the American one. Not $60,000, after taxes.

There was a really shitty Canadian one (it was two episodes) and I don't think anybody one. It should've been named "Who wants to win $8.50 US and a ball of pocket lint.

The prize was still $1,000,000, albeit in Canadian funds.

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PsyLiam
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Hmm. I missed a 0 off the end of all my figures. Some strange form of number dyslexia I'll wager. Oh well, it won't be important in Computer Sciences...

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If you do get on the show, and, most importantly, on the chair, find some way to blurt out Flare. That would be the most amusing thing.

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Tolstoy, on a more objective note.


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PsyLiam
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Pretend you have Turret's. No-one would dare argue.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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With a Battleship? I would hope not!

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.


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Omega
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How many turrets could First possibly have? I mean, aren't they usually rather large, as weapon emplacements go?

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PsyLiam
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He's a big boy. And you can get mini-turrets now. Half the size, at twice the price.

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Gaseous Anomaly
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But if he's got micro-turrets (which implies a micro-torpedo launcher), where are First's split-deflectors going to go?

Hang on...BAH! I tore reality again!

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AndrewR
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There is an Australian version...

Actually the guy who just recently was the first to get to $500,000 and also a chance on the Million (he actually took the money instead of gambling to get the million, he actually had the correct answer too...

He answered it for fun once he got his $500,000

the million dollar question was:

"Which of these four was the first to get two unshared nobel prizes"

a) Marie Curie
b) Pavlov
c) Linus Pauling
d) Albert Schweitzer

I believe the US Million Dollar question was quite easy...

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The_Tom
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The Canadian version had a payout of $1 mil CDN, but CDN winnings aren't taxed, so it technically was a bigger prize than the US version.

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-Irish Comic Ed Byrne on Canada-US relations



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