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Alright...this is getting out of control. I cannot stand randomly assigned college roommates.
Point 1--She watches Martha Stewart Living every weekday morning. 'Nuf said right there. I have taken to calling the show "Martha Stewart Living HELL"...watch it. You'll see.
Point 2--She's a neat freak...and I DO mean FREAK. She makes her bed right after getting out of the shower in the morning...keeps her desk completely clear, except for framed photos,her computer, and some notepads for phone messages.
Point 3--Since the beginning of the fall semester, she's gone to bed by 10:30 every night, unless there was some particular reason not to, ie, talking to her boyfriend who's at school in California. Just ask Jeff what a pain in the @$$ this has been, bending over backwards and leaving abruptly for the sake of maintaining peaceful relations *sighs*
Point 4--Justin--the BF--is back in town. I can recall precisely what happened when he was here over spring break, and I am not looking forward to tonight or the next few days I'm stuck here until my dad picks me up on Saturday. Imagine if you will, being a fly on the wall in a motel room for a night. Even just a few hours--say Prom night...or graduation night...or some young couple's one year anniversary. You know what I'm driving at. I want to lose my dinner all over my keyboard. GET A ROOM FOR GOODNESS SAKES! Yuck!! Have these two no decency? No modesty? NO NEED OF PRIVACY????
Ergh...I cannot wait until the fall semester. I'll be roomming with a friend of mine--she has no boyfriend, I don't have a local one *winks at Jeff*, she despises Martha Stewart as much as I do, and she's a night owl too, so I'll have no set "bedtime", free to stay up as late as i d*** well want to *L* From Hell to Heaven in only a few months...who would have thought it possible?
Honestly though! Is it too much to ask for them to go to HIS house? PLEH!!!!
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I guess I shouldn't have gotten out the Newton and PalmPilot.
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Graduation night? You must have had a better one then I did.
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Prom night? I skipped my prom to work at a fundraiser for the band and an all night Trek-a-thon.
Graduation night? I went bowling until 2 am.
One Year Anniversary? To what? I've had no girlfriend (or a date for that matter).
But I still understand where you're coming from. Not that my roommates have been any problems. My first roommate was a guy who pined after this other guy for a year and a half (and I had to pretend to be interested in his problems. No, we didn't get along). And my current roommate isn't allowed to date yet.
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What DOES PDA stand for then? Like Frank, I assumed this thread might give me handy tips about my Psion Series 5. . .
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In other words, those things that happy couples tend to do that make anyone NOT in a happy couple nauseous.
Of course, were _I_ a fly in the wall of a hotel room after prom, graduation, or for a 1 year anniversary, I'd expect a bit more than puny PDA to be going on... which I think is another of Jedi's complaints.
Yeah, before I got involved, having to listen to that going on nearby would have made me throw up, too.
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Housemates! There's always one nightmare housemate. Last year, there were two who I got on with very well, and then there was the other one. A Welsh nationalist and boy did she make it clear that she was a nationalist. She went around making all these comments which amounted to the fact that she thought she was better than me because she was Welsh. AAAAHHHHH!!!! I could have happily throttled her on several occasions.
This year, there's two again that I get on with, and then there's this bodybuilding type who just like Jedi Weyoun's housemate goes to bed very VERY early, he's been known to tuck in at 9.00pm, before the rest of us have even left the house to go out. If he does go out, he makes sure that he's at the bus stop by 11.30 because that's when the last bus leaves.
Then there's energy conservation. I'll be cooking my food and have the hob on to the level I want it. I'll leave the kitchen for a bit and leave the food to cook. He goes into the kitchen, turns the hob down and then tells me that I don't need it on that high, and that I'm just wasting the electricity. SHUT THE F**K UP!. I know how I like my curries, and that's the way I'll have them.
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*ugh* *Sylvester impression* Thufferin' thucotash! Ith dithpicable! and dithguthting! *L* Three more nights...THREE MORE NIGHTS...*L* Hopefully I won't be needed a fire hose again though....yick...It's kind of like, I don't even DARE turn around from the computer for fear of being blinded or something *LOL*
That gives me an idea...if they're using this room like a motel...maybe I should charge by the hour *ROTFLMHO*
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*steps down the hallway*...Oh Bra-ad....? Can I borrow your camcorder dear? ... Yes, the one you've been making videos with. I think Elaissa and Justin should make a, erm, cameo appearance *snickers* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....
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