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*LOL* Look at all you lonely fools! I have a girlfriend, she's the love of life! I will not succumb to a one Sex Goddess' advances! For me, my girlfriend is MY sex Goddess!
------------------ Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown
Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo
[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on May 07, 1999.]
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*giggles and hugs Jeff* Isn't the saying USUALLY "flattery will get you nowhere?" *L* *suspects things don't always progress in the same manner, cos flattery shore does work sometimes...hehe*
*winks* don't worry, Jubes...you'll get no competition from me. *L* You can be the ultimate sex goddess as far as i'm concerned. i'm happy being a jedi. ...i'd be happier if exams weren't starting tomorrow (oh yes, saturday exams..gotta love them :P )
�Alg�no habla espa�ol aqui? *L*
------------------ **The Light only shines in the dark, and sometimes innocence is just an excuse for the guilty**
Bring your own pillows, whipped cream, hot fudge, caramel and other fun "toys" .. the only thing i've got is feathers, ice cubes and thanks to Lee hot cocoa.
*BIGASS Grin*
------------------ When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - Unkown
...if you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend... - Unkown
------------------ "Chances thrown / Nothing's free / Looking for what used to be / Still it's hard / Hard to see / Fragile lives, shattered dreams..."
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*looks at massive display of sex and worshiping occuring in thread*
Gee, I'm so left out of these things. :-(
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
[This message was edited by Siegfried on May 08, 1999.]
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*Tosses Jubes a Paddle and some nipple clamps and weights* Since I am no longer aparently in contention for the role of Resident Sex Goddess you might as well have these. This thread is apparently not big enough for the both of us. Maybe we could work out an arrangement where you get the US and I get the UK.....you can have Europe and the other continants if you like....I believe the only REAL men (and/or women) are Brittish ones (Charles excluded from this generalisation of course). I particularly like men (and/or women) who are at University in Scotland for some reason..... *g*
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Me. Sex in a glass. Lee. Well, him and Jubes have already discovered each others pleasure centres. Montgommery. Let us whisper the name of the foxy one. Excalabur. That's a sword. A sword is long and thin. Do you want me to spell it out for ya?
So, I think the UK guys would win gold there. A shower of gold over the UK guys.
Did I get away with that?
------------------ 'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?' -Richard Herring
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