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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

posted

Hey honey! You know what'll make Daddy really proud?

...and the reasons for controlled breeding keep flowing in.

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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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Damn, $300 a month and I get my own 17-year old to play with as I wish? Where do I sign up? Muwahahahaha!

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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My recommendation... Sell the father to a pimp. The kind who caters to large men w/ homoerotic sado-domination fixations... *evil grin*

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
-T. Herman Zweibel on "Mr. Woodrow Wood-pecker", The Onion, 7-Nov-2000

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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They can always send the father to the priest who ran a gay porn site in Maine...I'm sure he can make use of him...

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Even better, sell him to Omega. *bigger evil grin*

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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LOL.... Ok Liam, no more robots remarks....

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Well, it's done, yes, the deed is done.

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

posted

They're not robots!!
They're animatronic puppets!!

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

posted

Hmm..."Incorrect Password"...

Go figure.

[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited December 01, 2000).]

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Teelie
Senior Member
Member # 280

posted

That was just sickeningly depraved. How desperate was he? His own daughter? I'll wait until this makes it in the Flame Forum to comment further on him.

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[6th Sense] I see dumbass people [/6th Sense]

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