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PsyLiam
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If I were out of my trousers, rest assured that it would be for one of three reasons;

1. Shower
2. Doing a poo.
3. Some lovely lass is receiving a delivery of salami.

And I'm in for a fun night. I go back to London tomorrow, and I'm getting picked up at 10. Even better, I've got another practical due in tomorrow, which I have to do, since you lot were no bloody help on the last one (that's right, feal guilty). And I can't test it on this computer, since I lack a JAVA, er, thing. So I get to write it all up tonight, go in at 8 tommorow, realise it doesn't work, panic, and then slap my tutor as a distraction while I set fire to things.

Oh, and I've got to pack. Everything.

Damn you all. *shakes fist*

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I love the British.

"Doing a poo".


Success.

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First of Two
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"Doing a poo"
"Oh, and I've got to pack. Everything."

er.

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Epoch
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Well before this thread loses all of its integrity field.
I'm from Pendleton, Oregon(OR-E-GUN)

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Curry Monster
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Doing a poo = Taking a dump, or dropping a ploppy.

What a fine language we have.

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Brought to you live from western North Carolina.

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PsyLiam
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Indeed.
Although I am worried that an intelligent person like FofT can be confused by a simple statement like "I have to pack. Everything". But, ever the gentlemen, I shall translate.

I have to pick up everything in the university room, and put into carrying utilities. These can be "cases", "bags", or "boxes". Tomorrow morning (in about 5 hours now), I will place these carrying utilities into my parents car, and we shall begin the merry drive back to London. It's currently 4:30 in the morning, and I haven't even started yet. I've still got to finish my Bubble Sort write-up.

And I've got to do a poo. Take a dump. Have a shit. Encourage mr Sausage to come out of the tunnel and take a die into the local lake.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Damn you Brits talk funny ...

Here in the US, it'd be:

"Hey man, bring over your pickup, I gotta move all this crap today. Yeah, I'll buy you a fucking beer, okay? Hold on, gotta take a shit."

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Hyuck.

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Baloo
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I hail from New Mexico (originally from Sacra-tomato, CA). My ancestors were from Scotland, France, England, Ireland, Holland, and a select few others (reputedly Cherokee) who greeted some of the former as they got off the boat.

~~Baloo

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited December 15, 2000).]


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PsyLiam
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Your ancestors were really indecisive about where to live, weren't they.

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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer

[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited December 15, 2000).]


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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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Here's my tuppence worth.

I'm from Ireland.

And Gore should have won.


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Scotland. It's north of England.
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Gaseous Anomaly
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Baloo!! Christ, where've you been?

How's the new (old) job, etc?

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First of Two
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OH, come now. NOBODY got the joke?

Poo?
Packing?
Poo-Packing?

Oh, forget it. :P

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