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"...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing."
- Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.

Pizza breaks the three cardinal rules of eating:

1. Never eat anything with "tomato paste" in it.
2. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
3. Never eat anything that looks like it's been eaten once already.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

You're probably alone in that. I don't know of any company around here that has that policy.

Normally we round up to the nearest dollar, since we pay by check. We give more to people from Domino's because they don't have a delivery charge (maybe a dollar and the change), but places that do, don't get as much (normally just the change), since the delivery charge mostly goes to the driver (at least it did when I was driving)

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."