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Omega: We're welcoming Orlock, not McChris. Complement the newbie, not the near-newbie.
Oh, and one other thing
*stares at Jeff*
No, really, you are kidding? Aren't you?
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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We have a FAQ, you know. Someone could have mentioned the FAQ. "Oh, hello, sir or madam," they could have said. "We have a FAQ." Oh, some might complain, might say that the FAQ may exist somewhere, but not here, that there is no way to access it, that for all practical purposes it is a non-FAQ, but those people are wrong. Now, anyway.
So, welcome. Here is what new people, their faces flush with the intoxicating madness of youth, should do:
Compliment the author of the FAQ on being such a well spoken young gentleman, with the wit of Oscar Wilde (Though perfectly straight, mind you. Perfectly!) and the savoir-faire of a very, very, very, very...good person.
Do not spend much time contemplating the simplistic presentation, because the author has put it up just now, even as he types this post he is cutting and pasting and HTMLizing, and he does this all for you, and only for you. Imagine!
Possibly, possibly, tell the author that he is pretty. Not a requirement, just a suggestion.
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Just tell the author that he's got a really big ... well, "what" it is that he's got that's really big I'll leave to your imagination, but its his pride and joy.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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Why must you cloud it in secrecy? Although, I doubt you'd find anything large enough to cast his enormous member into shadow.
For you see, all newbies, Mr. Sol "Magic Wand" System is named so for a reason.
------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
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GET YOUR PEANUTS!!! GET YOUR LOVELY, FRESH PEANUTS!! I also have balloons, icecream and screencaps.
*Attenborough-mode* Myes, watch heaah as the monthly feeding-frenzy occurs. A diverse variety of Trek-magazines are in fact being torn apart and consumed for their visual goodies. A remarkable feature in this species, as they seemingly digest the contents and distinctiveness of the magazines and add it to their own. OH! We have to watch out now, after the feeding they usually proceed with smearing their colorful feces on the cages, in the form of shapes, symbols and sounds (looks almost as a childish interpretation of schematic, ha!) that seems to resemble that inherent in the cannibalized magazines, but within their personal tribal-tongue... Fascinating, I say!
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9
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Note to self: Integrate FAQ with new website.
------------------ "Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..." -- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
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