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Probably just results in more time in the weight room
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Actually, I was just pointing out some of his idiocy. The question is why would anyone think they're losing money on a franchise that is selling out games, even though their team sucked?
But aside from that, I still can't stand the Baltimore Ravens.
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They purposfully hide the "tackle-building" machines when Sol walks into the Gym. Ever since that unfortunate incident in 1996 where he went into a gym to give the sergent major some excercise, and ended up stabbing 5 people to death.
They died happy though.
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Ask them about the time he taught a self-defense class.
"Alright! Defending yourself against a man armed... with a pomegranete!" "We done pomegranetes last week!" "Okay, PRUNES! We haven't done prunes, have we?"
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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Now that this thread has completely gone to hell...
Sgt.: Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! *shoots him* Chapman: Aaagh! *dies* Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. *does so* Palin: You shot him! Jones: He's dead! Idle: He's completely dead! Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless Palin: You shot him! You shot him dead! Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
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The Baltimore Ravens v The New York Giants. Who's gonna win? Why am I making such a big deal of this?
'Cuz NYC rocks at fucking over Baltimore when it comes to sports. In '97, the GDMFing New York Yankees won over the Baltimore ("Wire to wire, the O's are still on fire!") Orioles when a little boy reached out and grabbed a baseball that -- if the refs had done their jobs -- if it had remained in play, would've given the O's a run to win the game.
Speaking of which ... you ever heard the story of how James Earl Jones was scared almost to death at an O's game? He was singing the national anthem and no one told him that at "oh, can you see" the fans chant "O!" (because, hey, they're there to root for the O's), and he jumped and lost his place. Very funny)
Payback time bitches. You better hope all Ray Lewis does to your quarterback is break a few bones.
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However, despite being bitter against the Giants for beating the Bills, And the fact that the Ravens share my last name, I still can't seem to like the Ravens that much. To me, they're still the Sell-out Browns.
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BALTIMORE RAVENS defeat the NEW YORK GIANTS 34 - 7
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On the plus side, Liverpool destroyed Palace 5-0. And, they won their FA cup match against Leeds on Saturday. So, all in all, a good week to go to university in Liverpool.
Now, if only I was actually there, I might have shared in the revelery. Arse.
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