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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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This made me cry until I died. And then I laughed some more. I figured I'd post it here, since we seem to be inhabited by many of these.

Courtesy of Cliff Yablonski


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Why the hell do all these teenage computer bozos always like those stupid Japanese cartoons? I mean, Jesus, it's bad enough all you do is think about getting the power up and winning the game, but cartoons too?!? Come on you little dipshits. Go out and get a real job like I did when I was your age, instead of sitting around and talking about your Japanese cartoon shows. When I was your age, I shoveled coal into a steam engine all day long for 22 hours a day, and I was only paid one dollar a week. Then I spent all that money on war bonds, not Japanese cartoons. I don't even think there were cartoons back then. Or the Japanese. What we need is another goddamn war to straighten you little peckers out.

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Irony ensues.

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"You know, boy, when I was yer' age, I had to walk five miles into town up the hill to get to the local comic store..."

"Sure, Dad."

"...in the snow!"

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Lee
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Who's that in the photo?

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Nim
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Year 2053
"Son, when I was your age I had to walk six miles just to buy some smack."

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His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Sol System
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The pictures from that site are, I believe, culled from various points on the web.

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Saiyanman Benjita
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That is hilarious.

BTW, your link is screwed up

Cliff Yablonski

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Should I say it...? Should I...? Should I...?

Yes, I should.

I GOT THE POWERUP AND FLICKED OFF THE CAMERA!!!

:-)

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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From my Computer Science notes.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Uh, it's Linux, isn't it?

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Nim
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DOS is dead as disco, shouldn't the 1% belong to MacOS?

Hey, four people online at the same time...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram


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PsyLiam
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In the world? That is interesting.

That guy on the right has his thumb all wrong. Really crap swearing tecnique. Tsk.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Not when you're talking about LUNIX, no.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K


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Chris: Read the "Jeff K." section at Something Awful, and you'll understand... :-)

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That's ok, I found a better picture

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So that's why he's smiling....

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