------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
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Well, aside from my profitable business of hunting and selling them (careful not to harm the little sub-turnips, they need to grow), they fascinate me! Especially Liam, he's a handful. (I'll sell him to the lowest bidder tomorrow.)
------------------ Here lies a turnip god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
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I was under the impression that the act of Hunting Turnips was quite illegal. As in against the law. This isn't the Running Man.
And, besides, you'd do much better if you created a large wooden-enclave, placed a few Shearer-signed balls covered with the powder from the special bags that turnips seem to enjoy in their consumables in the center. The tunips, with their beady little eyes and Urple bodies would charge into your Turnip Hotel faster than they can gobble.
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
quote:(p�rsnp) n. 1.A strong-scented plant (Pastinaca sativa) cultivated for its long, white, edible, fleshy root.
------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Mongomery Burns
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited February 25, 2001).]
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I don't wanna know about long, white, edible roots, thank you very much.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Mongomery Burns
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Then Simon is a parsnip? Or perhaps "überparsnip" would be more accurate?
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
1.Of, relating to, consisting of, or resembling earth: an earthy smell. 2.Relating to or characteristic of this world; worldly. 3.Crude or off-color; indecent: an earthy joke. 4.Hearty or uninhibited; natural: an earthy enjoyment of life.
------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Mongomery Burns
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited February 26, 2001).]
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Ick. All your turnip are belong to us. Someone set up us the turnip. For great turnip. Yuck. I feel so dirty now.
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
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Yes... *muses* The uninitiated often bite off more than they can chew, causing the body to react violently. You need a tempered, calm turniper to pull of a cirkus-stunt like that... Not to worry, I break my disciples down completely before shaping their doughey minds into mature spring-turnips! You'll long for the hard plains of the russian soil in notime!!!
"But I'm not a turnip!!"
"You will be...YOU WILL BE..."
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His turnip not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
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Look, I am quite obviously the Lord of the Dance Setee, and that's that.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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Well, High Priest TSN has in his swift handle already fusioned a hybrid between the two, an emissary, the Toinip Haderach! *conanchroniclerspeak* Once the twooo stews have mixed, the result will be UNSTOPPABLE!! Toilets shall overflow!!! (and not with milk and honey, mind you)
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His turnip not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
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