------------------ I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ~ C. Montgomery Burns
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I don't think that was the "sol" he was referring to...but you probably already knew that.
------------------ Lisa: "Don't you remember the story of Oedipus?" Homer: "Maybe five dollars will refresh my memory." Lisa (angrily): "Oedipus was the story of a man who kills his father and marries his mother!" Homer: "Uggh! Who pays for that wedding?"
I don't think I'd wanna be Sol, either. Simple little things like seeing my feet, entering doorways, sitting down, the ability to have sex and being able to enjoy raisin pop-tarts are enjoyable to me.
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
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Oh, you think you're funny, don't you, Liam? And I was seriously considering naming one of my kids that. Not after you, specifically, I just liked the name, but you've just poisoned it for me. Good job.
------------------ Disclaimer: "All references to vices and of the supernatural contained in this game are for entertainment purposes only. _Over_The_Edge_ does not promote satanisim, belief in magic, drug use, violence, sexual deviation, body piercing, cynical attitudes toward the government, freedom of expression, or any other action or belief not condoned by the authorities." - `OverTheEdge'
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*decides to pass on reminding Omega that two willing parties are needed for egg fertilization*
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
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Am I morbidly obese, or am I of such blinding sexuality that all are blinded?
Furthermore, oddly enough, I cannot stand raisins unless they are left exactly as originally constructed. That is; dried grapes, eaten by themselves from a box or tube, with absolutely nothing on them, in them, or around them. Raisin bread = abomination.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
---------- oy...you know, it isn't exactly a good sign of what you're going to do in your future at Flare is your friggin "greeting" post gets everyone ticked off at you... You taken the long dark road to hell on this board real quick, Red... ----------
It may not be a good sign, but that presupposes that you are telling the truth about my 'ticking people off' in my greeting post. It just so happens that a very tiny minority of people on this board have connections to other boards and are attempting to lash out at me because of my well-received attacks on their corrupt administration. I don't think that most people truly believe that my presence on this board will be anything other than pure delight and intellectual stimulation.
It's unbelieveable. Everywhere I go, the nasty rumors follow (sometimes even precede) my arrival. There were even a bunch of 'Troll Alert: Red Quacker' messages popping up after I posted at the *Xena* board for quacking out loud. So I had to re-write all of my explanations for bans on that one. I really ought to just make a website with the truth and refer people to it. That would be a lot easier.
People here at Flare don't care about what you did/do/have done at other BBS. This is a standard policy set in place by Charles Capps aka: GOD OF FLARE.
So stop defending what you have done/did/etc at other BBoards BECAUSE WE DON'T GIVE ONE GOD-DAMN MOUSE FOOT ABOUT IT!
But when you KEEP talking about it, it starts to PISS PEOPLE OFF!!!
In short:
SHADDUP!
You're very welcome to Flare, but Flare is not here for you to bitch about how other BBoards treat you. Flare is here to talk about Starships, and rumors, and aliens, and make silly jokes about CappComs, and ream new assholes for members in the Flameboard, and read new episodes of Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant every month, and make fun of the super gigantic size of Sol's penis, or Frank's obsession with the length of the Defiant, or Omega's strict constitutional views, or pretty much anything European (or American), or Darkstar's grammar or ...
You get the point.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited March 05, 2001).]
I previously asked the question 'Who are you to tell me what to do?' I then received the answer that I was looking for: nobody. You're not a moderator. You're not an administrator.
I'm not sure why exactly you take offense at the discussion in my own thread. I'm also not sure why you behave as though you should be barking orders.
To be blunt, I don't care what you tell me to do. I'm only going to do what I feel like doing. If that is offensive to you, then I suggest you create your own board on which people actually *do* need to follow your orders. Until then, prepare to have your blood pressure raised.
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You wanna here it from the Big Boss? Fine. We're just trying to give you some friendly advice, ignore it at your own peril.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** "The candidate who slimed John McCain in the primaries and smeared Al Gore in the general election is now the president who pledges to elevate the nation's tone and bring civility to our discorse. Kind of like Michael Corleone brought peace to the mob by killing the heads of the other four families." --Paul Begala, Is Our Children Learning?
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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Go ahead. Do what you want. Just don't be surprised when people get pissed, & don't take it out on them.
We all "do what we want" here, which is fine; we all take responsibility for our actions. Well, except in the Flameboard, where the Yangs & the Kohms, the Ennis & Nol-Ennis are constantly wacking each other with Joe Pesci-like delight, but that's neither here nor there.
What it boils down to is that--except for like 2 people, one of whom seems to be gone--you're unknown here. Completely fresh start. No one cares about prior bad acts; they are, in effect, inadmissable in court. Stop bringing them up, because no one gives a high holy fuck about them.
Realize as well that because you ARE "the new guy," you are effectively FRESH MEAT. It's nothing personal, we've all been there. It's just as much a part of the initiation as the mandatory "day of legal interpretations" with Omega, the pole-sitting contest with Sol, & the logic hunt with UM. Like I said before...just CHILL. Sit. Relax, pull your dick out of your ass, & have a rum concoction. No one's out to get you here. Leave the paranoia to the professionals.
------------------ "Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
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