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The359
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I just saw this while looking through a photo gallery from the 2001 Geneva Auto Show going on right now. I've seen this car before, but I've found it once again, and it strikes me that, can you imagine how many pimps would want this car? I mean, seriously, look at it. Get some more classical rims on that thing and it's perfect.

The 2001 Morgan Roadster:

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Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


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Das a fly ride to git sum bitches with. If they don't sign up for mah pimpin', I'll smack tha hos down with mah cane.

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Fabrux
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Ah yes, the Morgan Aero 8. There was a little writeup on it in February's issue of Maxim. It went a little something like this:

Sticker: $78 756
0-60: under 5 seconds
Top speed: 160 mph
Engine: 286 hp, 4,4-litre V-8

Morgan's been building its Plus-4 and Plus-8 touring cars from a design basically unchanged since 1936. Over those famous years the company has become as famous for its quality as it has for its years-long waiting list. But there's finally a new Morgan: the Aero 8. Luxuries include a Connolly leather interior and a glove compartment that's also a removable leather briefcase large enough to hold a laptop. Although it's the most affordable car on this list, it's also damn exclusive: With a waiting list already two years long and the company planning on cobbling only four to six cars a week, you might have to make a few bribes to get your hands on one.

Although it has classic Morgan curves and a wooden frame, te Aero 8 is all about innovation - aluminum intensive body, advanced suspension, and a design so aerodynamic that the drag is similar with the top up or down.

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[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited March 03, 2001).]


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Oh Fabrux, you closet-spammer!

I'd rather take that lucious Chrysler Kronos concept, it was like Aston Martin/Volvo P1800 on steroids!!

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His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

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Gaseous Anomaly
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Mmm, I remember that too Nimrod.

Will I bring up Thomas The Warp Freighter again?

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The359
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All the Chrysler concept cars from the past decade are pimping cars:

1991 Chrysler 300
1993 Chrysler Thunderbolt
1995 Chrysler Atlantique
1996 Chrysler LHX
1997 Chrysler Phaeton
1998 Chrysler Chronos
1999 Chrysler Citadel
2000 Chrysler 300 Hemi-C
2001 Chrysler Crossfire

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

[This message has been edited by The359 (edited March 04, 2001).]


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Nim
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Chrysler Chrysler? That one got away, I swear...
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Malnurtured Snay
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I want a '91 Ford Mustang. Got up to 120mph last night in one.

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