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Taco Bell Offers Free Tacos If Mir Hits Bull's-Eye
Taco Bell Corp., which in 1996 rang up a blizzard of free publicity with a April Fool's Day claim to have purchased the Liberty Bell, has hit upon an equally improbable publicity stunt. The Irvine-based fast food chain will offer a free taco to every American if the core of the Mir spacecraft hits a 40-foot-by-40-foot Taco Bell logo floating in the South Pacific. The aging Russian space station is scheduled to crash land in the region this week. Taco Bell purchased an insurance policy to cover costs should the spacecraft hit the logo. Taco Bell spokeswoman Laurie Gannon declined to state the cost of the insurance policy or the expected cost of supplying free food to every American. Though companies typically buy insurance policies to cover the costs of sweepstakes and other publicity gimmicks, calculating the cost of the Mir marketing gambit "was tough," Gannon said. "But we're covered for several million dollars."
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[This message has been edited by Jay (edited March 20, 2001).]
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I hope a huge flaming chunk from Mir clobbers Taco Bell's HQ. Why? Because they FIRED the chihuaha abd replaced it with those idiot guys in their new commercials!
*annoyed*
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It was just a dog. They sell tacos. Not dogs. You'll have to find another store if you want to lick the dogs.
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Tragicly The Dogs career went the way of David Caruso. He thought he was a big big star, and dropped Taco bell to go into movies, but his first part was over shadowed by his co-star, a child, and the dog hasn't worked since.
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Taco Bell would have loved to continue with the dog. Their ad agency decided that it was best to retire the little guy to cameos instead. And that's the way it is.
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I happen to like the new Taco bell commericals, with the idio... i mean guys
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I was told this is what happened to the Taco Dog.
"...as per your inquiry on what happened with 'Pedro' the Taco Dog previously seen on our commercials, it is with great sadness that Pedro met with an unfortunate accident while doing a morale call at the Taco Bell in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Pedro fell into one of the burito machines and was 'burrito-ized' and then served to a customer. We then paid the customer $1,000,000 not to sue us..."
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First the McDonalds Chickenhead, and now this. When will the fast foodies learn that 'fast' doesn't necessarily mean 'so fast that we don't have time to check if we have the right animal or if it's properly dead.'?
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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The new commercials aren't bad, the dog was better though. As to the comment, well it's obvious that you're joking but still, it would be very sad if that actually happened.
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