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Is the byline of Petroleum Graves that of our dear, young, solidified Simon?
It being Yakima, Washington and all. Unless he's been cloned.
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It certainly seems to be our dear beloved Simon. That is his college, and I remember him mentioning something about a literary magazine by that name. At least I think so. My memory is silently slipping away as I grow older.
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Now, I don't want to criticise the obvious hard-work has put into this, but...
"Now there's an SOS in emergency jive"
That is the funniest thing I've ever read, ever.
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That's all well, but what if it was actually meant to be a serious piece of poetry, rivalling the likes of Owen, Sassoon, Wordsworth and Burns? Re-reads poem - Naah, it's absolutely hilarious!
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