Topic: When I thought I'd be getting screwed for prom...
Shik
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I skipped my prom because one of my friends asked out the girl I had a crush on before I had the chance to.
To add insult to injury, I was asked to videotape the prom parade (you know, when everybody shows off their outfit?) for posterity. So I got to watch them marching off to the prom together.
I got a sort of revenge, though, at my 5-year reunion. I asked a couple of female friends I had in grad school (buddy friends, you know, the kind who you go out drinking with knowing you have absolutely NO chance of scoring with them) to go with me. Naturally, we couldn't resist hamming it up.
So there I was, with a fairly attractive girl on each arm, both dressed in the slinkiest dresses they could find, tossing the innuendoes around, pretty much ignoring the rest of the people and turning the whole affair into a rub-fest (I have some LOVELY pictures).
GOD, did people STARE!
One of my friends told me after the party that one of my classmates came up to her and asked "What are you doing with HIM?" And she repllied "It's the sex, baby, nothing but the sex."
Ohm I wish I had had the nerve to try that again for my 10th!
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My prom is ages away(well from my point of view) I'm in the first quarter of my second year at high school, and unless the worst thing in the world happens, I break up with the girl I'm dating (I beleive she is my soul mate, trust me, it's a one in a billion thing we have) I'd either commit suicide while thinking my life has no meaning, or get stoned a lot and find someone else. I wouldn't skip my prom, because I fail to see how I could not have a date for it, but if I didn't I'd still go, hoping that I can hook up with someone there)
PS. Best part is, if I stay with the girl I'm dating I get two proms in a row, she's one year younger than me
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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"I beleive she is my soul mate, trust me, it's a one in a billion thing we have"
When do teenagers have anything else?
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Saltah'na
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Infinity, not to be sore on ya, but sooner or later you'll regret saying that.
Been there, done that. Many, many years ago.
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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On my returning from the dead I would say that you should go, for you can always leave if things start going badly. If you don't go you won't have the chance to leave.
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"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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Go to your prom. TRUST ME, if you don't you'll regret it.... I say that because you've made it pretty clear that you want to go, at least on some level.... and FYI, I had the same type of situation come up with my prom (different, but same result, I guess.....) and so I ended up going with a guy I never wanted to go with, who I barely knew, and who I didn't even find out was taking me until 3 hours before the prom began.... but you know what? I HAD A BLAST! So go, hun... make the best of it.... you'll never get the same opportunity again.....
~LOA
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I didn't go to mine, and from what I heard, it wouldn't have mattered much anyways. Small school, it was held in the gym, lasted maybe 3 hours if that, then everyone left. I didn't have a date, wasn't popular (hickville around here, and I'm no hick) and in the end, I still felt I should've gone just to have been there even now (a few years later). It couldn't have been that bad... Go to it. The worst that can happen is you have a somewhat bad time and leave early and do whatever else you had planned, right? The best thing is you could get screwed for prom.
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------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..." -Jay, July 15, 2000
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Well, I'm in my sophomore year of college, so I've had a couple years to regret not going to my prom, and, well... I don't. I would have hated it. I wouldn't have had a date, and I don't like social gatherings anyway. A room full of people I don't like, dancing? No thanks...
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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Just kidding, nobody would voluntarily be him, except maybe Icheb, who was slowly turning into him, except for his partial recovery in Q2 when we discovered that he does have a personality.
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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