Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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AKB: See that little icon underneath your status line, click on that. That'll show you your profile, including the number of posts you've made...and don't worry about the sadness of it. The first 250 is always a race, after which it just gets boring and you start coming up with new things to post, usually involving the pisstaking of the Yanks.
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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"Pisstaking?" That sounds highly painful. And messy. Ick.
Speaking of "Brits performing in highly painful & messy acts"...I watched a really bad movie yesterday: "Virtual Sexuality." It's basically "weird Science" updated for the 90s, turned around genderwise, & made in Kensington instead of Shermer, Illinois. What's even sadder is that I was laughing. And that they seem to have raided my CD collection for the soundtrack.
------------------ "I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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If carried out on Sol, the pisstaker would be leaving with whiplash at the very least.
As for the Virtual Sexuality thing, we get that here too. They call it Virtual Sex though, I'm not sure if it's the same thing - it should be. It's an ideal remedy after sitting at a computer at uni and then my desk for 12 or so hours revising for my bloody finals. My housemates and I usually get a good laugh from it too.
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9
Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited April 27, 2001).]
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While we're on the topic, how do you change the colors of your status line? It doesn't say anything about that in the UBB code page.
------------------ Lisa: "OK, now we're gonna pick jobs out of the chore hat. Dad, you go first." Homer: "Come on, bikini inspector...scrub toilet! Ohhhwww...OK, that was a practice..."
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'Tis the mark of the turnip. It is one of only two things in this world that can leave a thing stained in vibrant color for so long.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Not really, we all started there at one point in time.... Come to think of it, some may have started there twice....
------------------ "One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant Star Trek: Legacy Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited April 27, 2001).]
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You use HTML, like this, Showing off here. to change the colour(s) of your status name, and "Special Member" is just my temporary status line until I think of yet another idea to change it to.
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I decided that I am my own status line......
------------------ "One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant Star Trek: Legacy Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
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