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Newsflash: Bill Gates has just been kicked from the top of the heap as richest nerd. Some other guy who owns a chain of malls is apparently richer than him now. Read it in today's newspaper. My 2001 Guinness Book of Records is already flawed!!! *GAAASP*
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Ayayay!! We've reached a point when an owner of something like a simple chain of stores can be richer than the owner of a software company that has been imposing a monopoly on this planet since the creation of the personal computer.
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You must have a different definition of "Personal Computer" than the dictionary.
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