quote:It has been buried, and the earth above it salted. And they got a priest to bless the area with holy water, to make sure that it doesn't rise again as a vampire.
LOL! I needed that...
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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I never had any Transformers toys. I had to pretend, using other toys. Usually, they would be Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars that were represetative of "robot mode" whenever I stood them on their back ends.
It was sad, really. Especially when I used to pretend to be Optimus Prime in truck mode. I don't doubt I looked quite silly. I needed more friends...
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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I am incredibly curious to figure out how you pretended to be Optimus Prime in truck mode Tim. Got a picture?
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited April 26, 2001).]
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Liam: Well, first, you get down on your knees... Wait. I'm thinking of something else...
Kneeling, that is. What did you think I meant?
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
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Actually, if you wanted to be accurate, getting on your knees isn't abad start. The next step would be to have your legs pointed 90 degrees behind you. And to fold your arms into the sides of your body. And to swivel your head into your chest.
And, most importantly, to magic ta big trailer from the beyond...
"Wak-Chak-CHK-Wez-CHK"
That is the most wrong sound ever. Ever.
It's "Ur ur eh urgh ah!"
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Ultra... I hope you didn't let any of those hotweels cars enter your a-hem... trailer section LOL!
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
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Now now UM. Beast Wars was an excellent TV series. By far the best and most mature "kids" cartoon show I have ever seen. And Beast Machines is, er, very pretty.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Actually, that is how I did the Optimus Prime thing, except that I had to just bow my head. It wouldn't go all the way inside me. That would have hurt.
And I didn't have the trailer. Apparently, it only responds to Optimus himself. *shrug*
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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As I said, I didn't have a trailer. Remove the turnips from your ears and listen next time. Or maybe you'll have to remove the turnips from your eyes and read. Whatever. Just don't remove turnips from any other orifices. We don't need to see that...
------------------ "Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow." -Maynard James Keenan
LOL!
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