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USS Vanguard
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Got this from an e-mail
Chocolate Mathematics

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool chocolate math!!!!!!!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes about a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have
chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)
I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1751
If you haven't, add 1750

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
(if you remember)




You should have a three digit number





The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are your age.


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK,


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[This message has been edited by USS Vanguard (edited April 25, 2001).]


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MC Infinity
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It's fairly good, except for the fact that it's a chain letter, and I hate them all.

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Malnurtured Snay
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If signatures are for losers, why do you have a signature saying that signatures are for losers?

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USS Vanguard
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irony? i dunno.

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USS Vanguard
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Fixed. now it doesn't suggest that you spread it around

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Yes, 2001 is the only year this set-up will work.

Change the numbers in step 5 to 1751/1752, and 2002 will be the only year it will work.

Make them 1752/1753, and it will only work in 2003.

Notice a pattern?

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
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Siegfried
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Floral, plaid, polka-dot, stripes, or checkerboard?
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Teelie
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Flanel? Or is it the same as plaid?

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TSN
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Erm... Flanel is a material. Like silk, or leather, or some other such... stuff.

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan


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Nim
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The stuff of legends and untold turnips. And it will be glorious, hahaaaaa!!!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Flanel is nothing.
Flannel is everything. When you're in love with the sheep.

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-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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TSN
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How in the hell did I manage to not notice that typo, and then repeat it myself?!

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I don't know, Libraryboy. I don't know. Read some more books then! AND SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS DAMN BOOK SEARCH ON THE COMPUTER MACHINE!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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TSN
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THAT'S ISNT' TEH COMPUTAR MACHENE!! TAHT'S TEH MAN TRAIN! I'LL SHOWS YOU HOW IT WORKS!!!

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan


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Tim has just joined my list of Flare posters who now frighten me.
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