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USS Vanguard
i hate clowns
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No, not the internet kind.
How many people here actually like this stuff. Maybe its the jelly that comes in the tin, but spam is by far the most disgusting "meat product" I have ever had in my life. Anyone agree?

i'm very bored.

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger,
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."-Mel Brooks


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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You mean luncheon meat?

I bought a tin of it last week. Still sitting in my cupboard.

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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I haven't to my best recollection eaten it in 25 years, but I can still remember what it tastes like. . .

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MIB
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My brother loves the stuff! Honestly, I don't see why he likes it so much.
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Aethelwer
Frank G
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It's excellent in an egg sandwich.
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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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I do not eat Spam. I use it to kill the cockroaches in my dorm room.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Until recently, I had no idea that an offline version of the stuff even existed.
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MC Infinity
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I wonder why the call the internet stuff spam, it's probably cuz the product itself is so crappy tasting, that they decided to name the online one after it.

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Actually, it has more to do w/ Monty Python's "Spam sketch".
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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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I've, as far as I know...but who knows what fast food places really put in the food, eaten spam. And I have no desire to either.

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I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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"luncheon"? Surely that's the worst Transformer ever.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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When I was younger, all my family could afford was spam and macaroni and cheese. *L* I used to love it, but now I can't stand the stuff. And I, too, can still remember how it tastes.

It was a famous topic of humour at my high school senior year... this kid named seth walked around with a tin of it around his neck like a necklace... and on of our senior quotes was: 'Life is like a can of SPAM: It contains a bunch of contents, most of which should remain unknown'.

SPAM SPAM SPAM.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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And, by a remarkable coincidence that surely proves that God exists, and that He loves all of us, last nights episode of Space Ghost featured the unusual sight of Zorak, Space Ghost, and Terry Jones all singing the SPAM song. And then Space Ghost improving on it. It was...interesting.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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This thread will be locked because of Spam....

Kidding!!!!

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!


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