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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
Active Member
Member # 318

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Note the position of Ethniklashistan in relation to Jerusalem

http://www.theonion.com/onion3723/west_bank.html

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"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

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USS Vanguard
i hate clowns
Member # 130

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Hmm, i wonder if its a good thing i get all my news from the ONion and comedy central's Daily Show. probably not.

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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger,
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."-Mel Brooks

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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I am dying here, this is GREAT!!!!

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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"Note the position of Ethniklashistan in relation to Jerusalem"

You do realize that that's because that's where the West Bank really is, right?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Ethniklashistan?
I'm flattered, but I don't think I would last very long.
A president, dictator or religious leader in THAT country would be in, well, kind of a tight spot.

Like, "Surgically applied Kevlar Vest"-tight...

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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MC Infinity
Active Member
Member # 531

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Former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic, now presiding over a Serb settlement near the Jordanian border, was optimistic about the future. "All Muslim scum must die," he said. "Death to all enemies of Serbian purity!"

-I resent that remark

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
Active Member
Member # 318

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TSN: I didn't know that that was how the West Bank was actually shaped and positioned. Looked it up, though, and now I'm a bit closer to understanding what the fuss is all about.

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"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

Registered: Mar 2000 | IP: Logged

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