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Harry
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http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/

Don't ask...

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Siegfried
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Holy freakin' water weasels! That is some majorly screwed up stuff! Unfortunately, it's also funny as hell.

I don't know which is the worse of the series. I want to say the Lego man cutting the Lego woman's arm off and doing her in the socket. But, the horse masturbation and kitty screwing was pretty bad as well. Then there's the prostitute that cut off the fireman's Lego penis and the Lego guy doing the Lego girl in the rear with a jack hammer.

And I must say, damn! Some of those Lego men are way too well-endowed!

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Mikey T
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Hmm, lesbilegos...not homolegos... I should e-mail the site master and have him make some lego gay porn...

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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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MIB
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Holy crapola!!!!
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The_Tom
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re: arm socket

It would appear we now know what has become of David Cronenberg's career.

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TSN
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Interesting that Lego-people's rectums are apparently located on the right side...
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The_Tom
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..."Hey baby, are you left-vulvaed or right?"

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The359
The bitch is back
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So THAT'S what those holes are for...

I see...

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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Dungeon sex is exhausting but also very fulfilling!

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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TSN
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Some of those lines almost sound like they were written by the Authors of "Pokey the Penguin"...
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Siegfried
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At least the dialogue is sticking to the same level of sophistication as pornography dialogue.

You know, I think Vogon Poet needs to start a CapCom with a few of these pictures.

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