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MIB
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(1) My throat is sore.

(2) My head is pounding and it feels warm to the touch.

(3) I'm shivering like I'm at Antarctica without a winter jacket.

(4) When I've had 12 hours of sleep and I still feel tired and light headed

(5) My apetite have dropped to almost nothing.

(6) When I'm making totally pointless posts on my favorite message board because it gives me something to do besides suffer.

(7) When I'm listening to "Return To Innocence" on my computer over and over again.

(8) When I checked Flare for new messages 20 times in the space of an hour.

(9) When I'm wishing that I had a bottle of cloraphorm (spelling?) right now.


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The359
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You know we don't care when...



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PsyLiam
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6 and 8 aren't only applicable to being ill. They're one of my favourite things to do when I'm suppossed to be doing coursework.

As a crazy suggestion, staring at a computer screen isn't always the best thing to do when ill, y'know.

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TSN
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Maybe you've got anthrax.
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Malnurtured Snay
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You know, you'll experience #4 when you've been doing a lot of drinking the night before.

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Fabrux
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AHA! Finally! Another Enigma fan!

[ November 13, 2001: Message edited by: Mr. Christopher ]



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MIB
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I knew it! I knew it! I knew someone will bring up anthrax sooner or later. lol. But no, if I had anthrax, I would be in the hosiptal right now. Although, there was this mysterious fine white powder all over me latest Lego catalouge when I got it. hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

My nipples are so shriveled up right now from being cold, they hurt when I touch them. I better rap myself up in a blanket.

[ November 13, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]


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bX
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Yeeouch! Get well soon MIB...

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Siegfried
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I'm just know getting over a very bad and icky cold that's been with me for a little over a week. Vomitting, nasal congestion, vomitting interesting colors, sore throat with about two days in there I couldn't even talk much (no wise-ass remarks, Jeff), projectile vomitting, severe sinus headaches, and a whole new world of "higher and more creative thinking" thanks to cold medicine. On top of that, I started my new job the same week I got it (and had to force myself to go since missing your first week on the new job isn't a good thing) and had to make it to my classes (even had to give a presentation during the worse of it).

Of course, I didn't bombard the board with inane rambling. I took the week off from posting to try and take care of myself.

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Malnurtured Snay
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And I went on over-kill to compensate for your absense, Siggy

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I always thought drinking followed by 12 hours of sleep and a headache meant I didnt drink enough. Ah well. Down some Kodine with a shot of absinthe, you'll feel better.

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MIB
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Well. My fever has broken and my sinus congestion eased up a little bit, but I still have this sore throat. As it turns out, my idiot brother had some throat spray in his room all this time and he never bothered to tell me up untill last night. *sigh*

[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]


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First of Two
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Re: Thread title.

When know you're sick when you post. It becomes crystal clear within a matter of moments, what with the 'Judge Dread [sic]' ravings and all...

... OH, you meant PHYSICALLY sick!

Sorry to hear that. GWS!

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MIB
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Oh. Oh. You just opened up a whole can of Judge Dredds on your own sorry ass. Sense I like you, kind of, I'll throw in a free can of psychotic Star Trek Red Shirts as well. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of which, whatever happened to that whole trial thing? C.C., the sheep, or at least what was left of the sheep after the J.D.s decided to roast them, and the court staff was moved to a secret location and they were never heard from again. hmmmmmmmm


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First of Two
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You weren't informed?

Charles has been replaced by a half-dozen Nick Fury Brand Life Model Decoys (TM) ... which are ALMOST enough to handle the workload he's been doing.

Charles, after evading capture by several strike teams sent to find him, including the famous Snay Deer Extraction Team, fled the country, He is currently believed to be living comfortably with Jubes (or a strikingly Jubes-like femme-bot) in Southern Djbouti.

Ultra Magnus's whereabouts remain unknown.

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