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Malnurtured Snay
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CNN WASHINGTON (AP) -- What weighs 325 pounds and is new at the National Zoo? A newborn baby elephant.

The male calf, born Sunday afternoon, took its first steps shortly after birth, zoo officials said.

"We are all so excited," said National Zoo Director Dr. Lucy Spelman. "Very few elephant calves are born in zoos each year so this is a very special event."

For one thing, it is very difficult to mate females and bulls, because few zoos have males in captivity or the proper facilities for bulls.

The calf was conceived through artificial insemination, only the fifth such success in the world, Spelman said.

The baby was born to the youngest of the zoo's Asian elephants, 25-year-old Shanthi.

Elephants carry their young for 22 months and Shanthi had been expected to deliver in December.

Shanthi's first calf died at age 16 months of what was eventually identified as a herpes virus exclusive to elephants. Since then, methods of effective diagnosis and treatment have been developed.

"The zoo will take every measure it can to ensure the survival of this wonderful new arrival," said senior curator Dr. John Seidensticker.

There has been no decision on a name, officials said.

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Lee
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Is this thread intended to reassure the virgin contingent on these Forums that if elephants in captivity can get laid, then maybe they can too? 8)

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I was hoping this was going to be something Kodos-&-Kang-inspired. Damn.

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Malnurtured Snay
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n/m

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The359
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What the bloody...?

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I really don't need the article for encouragement.. i could lose this virginity thing ive had going on for a while, ive just chosen not to.

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Jay the Obscure
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Speaking of the little elephant...

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"I really don't need the article for encouragement.. i could lose this virginity thing ive had going on for a while, ive just chosen not to."

You lie.

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Bah! We had one of these elephant-birth things here in St. Louis a few years back. They made a big deal of it then, too.
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Lee
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Yes, but this time we're talking actual elephants giving birth, not some woman down the street. 8)

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Just a small question: Why have you highlighted "To mate females" in that passage of text?

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Malnurtured Snay
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So people would quickly and easily see where I got the thread title.

Also so someone would ask me why I highlighted it.

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PsyLiam
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*silence*

*tumbleweed blows past*

*someone coughs*

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Kodos: "I TOLD you we should've invaded tomorrow!"
Kang: "Quiet you!"

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I thought this was one of those relationship threads where the blind tries to lead the blind on how to get laid.

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