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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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No, I would never say that... but I suppose this guy would. [Eek!]

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Danded greasy cats, that should cooked up a dog...

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Grokca
Senior Member
Member # 722

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I usually eat pussies raw.

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Nevod
Member
Member # 738

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*Looks at thread title, loses sphynkter(spelling?) control, wahes the stool*
*Looks again, and loses control again...*

*Enters thread, and gets his eyeballs jumping out onto display and then exploding violently...*

OH HELL...

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colin
Active Member
Member # 217

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If you're poor and hungry, you will eat anything. In Cuba, the natives cook and eat jutias, a kind of giant rat that lives on the coast. (I can thank the National Geographic for this.)

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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I wouldn't.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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You can't say that until you've been in such a position yourself, Snay.

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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
Member # 411

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No, I meant I wouldn't thank The National Geographic for that piece of information (as TargetEmployee has). Duh.

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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I remember when I used to live in Manila and dogs would disappear from houses because they were being stolen and cooked. I found it strange since there was a McDonald's nearby... I guess dog taste better than the hamburgers they serve.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Then again, free dog is cheaper than expensive McDonald's burgers.

Disgusting as it may seem, in different cultures they eat different animals. Hindus find it equally disgusting that we eat cow, as an example.

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Grokca
Senior Member
Member # 722

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How do you know it wasn't the McDonalds serving the dog?

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Human...

The Other Other White Meat.

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David Templar
Saint of Rabid Pikachu
Member # 580

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quote:
Originally posted by First of Two:
Human...

The Other Other White Meat.

Soylent Green is people!

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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"What if the secret ingredient is people!?"

"There's already a drink like that: Soylent Cola."

"What's it like?"

"It varies from person to person."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Or, as a friend of mine observed upon seeing Soylent Green, "Poof! You're crackers!".

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