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Author Topic: Even Clinton is still the butt of Jokes Saltah'na Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard. Member # 33 posted                       Bill Clinton walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Hilary. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. ''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the former President. ''But sir, what about the mad cow?!!'' asks the waiter. ''Oh,'' answers Bill, ''she'll order for herself.'' [ February 19, 2002, 12:01: Message edited by: Tahna Los ] -------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered! Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       so confused -------------------- "Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?" Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged The359 The bitch is back Member # 37 posted                       ugh... -------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." -Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs astronauts gotta get paid Member # 239 posted                       Hmmm....Why is 'Dubya' there? Registered: Oct 1999  |  IP: Logged Saltah'na Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard. Member # 33 posted                       No idea. Someone sent this to me. Didn't look at it properly. -------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered! Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       and now were being forced to look at it properly -------------------- "Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?" Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged Saltah'na Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard. Member # 33 posted                       Whatever. Apparently, this joke was to be about Bush and his wife. It was apparently switched to be about Bill and Hilary. Neither one of us actually noticed it until it was posted here. -------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered! Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged

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