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The_Tom
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I'd theorize a Canadian wrote it, seeing as the fact that we can't agree on the words to our anthem is fairly obscure knowledge. Americans can be ruled out, because the patriotism implant in any American who wrote about Canadians heading southwards into a backwards country would instantly release a deadly neurotoxin and kill them on the spot.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Well, for that reason, and that Australia, England and Canada make up the 'Axis-of-countries-who-seem-nice-but-secretly-have-nasty-thoughts-about-Americans', which immediately disallows American/Commonwealth interaction, as we're in an Axis and stuff.
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Malnurtured Snay
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America is an Axis of Mostly But Not All Rednecks, I do believe.

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TSN
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Tom: What exactly is the dispute about the "O Canada" lyrics?
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Mucus
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Probably some political correctness deal with the phrase "...all our sons command..."
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Grokca
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Feminists hate the "in all our sons command" line.

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Grokca
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dam beat me by a second

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Saltah'na
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It's the French and English, stupid.

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Grokca
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Oh is it? http://www.nationalpost.com/search/story.html?f=/stories/20020223/145633.html&qs=National%20Anthem

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Wes
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now lets make our own.

Millitary:
Americans: Can obliterate this world 300x over but want to talk about it first.
Canadians: Can ask the americans to obliterate this world 300x over but want to talk about it first.
Brits: Support the americans' millitary stratigy (please dont hurt us).
Australians: Can pretty much kill you with thier big toe.

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That's why we shouldn't make our own.
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Lee
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I concur.

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Ditto^

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