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I want to know how he got his coworkers to flash their breasts at him.
"College Girls Gone Wild" indeed.
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I guess I also ought to add that I've seen my residents in towels, robes, and underwear. I was an RA of a coed floor one summer, so that was kinda fun though made it difficult for me to focus on getting the occupancy reports signed and the room inspections done.
As far as the flashing goes, those were attempts by three of my friends to corrupt me. In person, I tend be quite reserved and conservative. They didn't like it, so they flashed me. The first was at her bachelorette party at a night club. The second was when I was sitting early morning desk duty after she had just gotten her nipple rings. The third time was as she was dressing to go out clubbing. She didn't like the shirt she was wearing; it wasn't revealing enough.
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I just received in the mail a notice that i need to renew my food safety certification, for a job i havent had in two years. im thinking of getting the new certificate anyway, just in case i have a food service job again
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I figure that at this rate, I'll be getting a response to my letter and petition of appeal from the executive director in the next couple weeks ('cause I filed them in mid-June '01).
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I was an RA at CCAD my Freshman year. It doesn't really compare to being in charge, I'm sure, and most of my stories revolve around getting treated like crap by the seniors. But there was this one time where we woke everyone in the building up at 2 in the morning with the fire alarm and had them assemble in the cafeteria. For the second time in a month, the Dorm supervisor's door had been smeared with human feces.
Let me tell ya...that was a tense 25 minutes.
Sadly...I have no public nudity stories. The hot senior RA had this scuzzy boyfriend that she would always take into her fourth floor room though. I wonder if HE has any public nudity stories...
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"The first was at her bachelorette party at a night club."
You're a girl now Seiggy?
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She actually defied tradition and held two bachelorette parties. The first one was ladies-only and was an elegant affair. The second one was the night club and she invited her friends of both sexes. Needless to say, the flashing was the highlight of my evening (because I cannot get down and get funky on a dance floor).
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Before I make some tasteless joke, is that due to a medical condition or you being a big girls blouse?
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If you wish to make a joke about my lacking the skills to boogie-woogie all night long please go ahead. I simply have no rhythym. Plus, my problem of being large enough to have Sputnik orbit me makes me too self-conscious and too awkward to do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight.
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