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Because it's 2399 and Starfleet is made up of 33% Defiants, 33% Akiras, 33% Sovereigns and 1000% TheMotherFuckerWitTeHB1gPH@Z0RZ! Who has time to wash down an old Connie?
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The Constant is what i call the Dominion War Constitution-variant. Thats how the actual model looked... The Nautilus, its from the book 'Crossroad'..
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there was this time travel deal and it caused some big 'problem'.. basically there was a timeline where the Federation got taken over by an evil corporation that made invasive medical technology for brain control... old connie starships werent refit, but made into junk freighters powered by spaceborne telepathic monsters that could create warp fields, but infested a ship forever.. of course, evil governments invariably spawn time-traveling rebels, a bunch of whom hijacked the Nautilus, a messy old freight-Connie, and came back in time from the 26th century to kill Sarah Connor.. um i mean, Christine Chapel, who would create this company. Of course, somebody just talked her out of it or something (i dont remember) and the bad guys of Starfleet did some stuff too but all their timeline went poofy-doof when Chapel decided to become a doctor instead of creating a company with technology to help retards have normal brains, but gets mutated into a technology to be used for government mind-control. But their ship was literally internally encrusted with mold in the lower rear sections, where the monster lived. The best part of the book though, was the rebels commandeering the Enterprise bowling alley, and capturing the guys with the best jobs on the ship.. join starfleet, get a uniform, see the galaxy.. while waxing bowling alleys and shoveling uniforms into recyclers all day long.
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