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bryce
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Hey guys, there is a bill on the US Senate right now that will charge a few for every email you send.

They are doing this because the Postal Service says it's loosing 32 million a yr. in postage. It has bipartisan support!

CALL YOUR SENATOR!

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Sol System
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Urban legend

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Montgomery
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We backward countries still don't get free local calls. So every second on the net racks up the pennies. ARGH!

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RW
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We hid the phone bill for our mother once.

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bryce
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No... this is real!
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First of Two
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Unlikely.

This isn't from the same people who sent you the "NASA" email, by any chance?

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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*points at Sol* What he said.

And the US Postal Service is not funded in any way by the US Government. Why do you think stamp rates keep going up? *LOL*

Back to the topic at hand.... Sorta... *grin@free local calls*

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Baloo
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http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/internet.htm

Urban legend:

  • appears mysteriously and spreads spontaneously in varying forms.

  • contains elements of humor or horror (the horror often "punishes" someone who flouts society's conventions).

  • makes good storytelling.

  • does NOT have to be false, although most are.
    ULs often have a basis in fact, but it's their life after-the-fact (particularly in reference to the second and third points) that gives them particular interest."

There. Does that help?

CC: Free local calls? Let's not upset the others with inflammitory speech, shall we?

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Aethelwer
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I am horrified at the continued opression of local calls! They must be liberated!

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Diane
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Free local calls? Or do you mean fixed rates?

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Baloo
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All you wicked nonAmericans have forced the truth out of me:

Possibly the best-kept secret in the U.S. is the existence of nationality-detectors in each and every phone. These detectors immediately recognize when an American is holding the phone.

The main telephone system computer (buried 3 miles under Cheyenne mountain) immediately switches off the billing for any call within a 10-mile radius (more, sometimes MUCH more for government officials). If a foreighner chances to pick up a phone anywhere in America, the call is routed by the most complex means imaginable, resulting in phone bills which are incredibly difficult to decipher.

Contrary to popular belief, the breakup of the monopoly of ATT in the United States was a carefully-crafted fiction. In actuality, The Phone Company is a branch of the CIA's vast intelligence-gathering apparatus.

All calls are scanned for conversational threads which may prove of interest to the CIA. They are kept in an archive deep beneath the ground at an abandoned nuclear test site, the specific location of which I never had the clearance to know.

you see: It pays to become a naturalized citizen.

I shall now calmly wait for the phone police to carry me away. It was nice knowing you all.

This forum will self-destruct in 15 seconds.

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[This message was edited by Baloo on June 11, 1999.]


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TSN
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Under Cheyenne Mountain? Isn't that where the Stargate is? :-)

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Charles Capps
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Sorta, Ziyal... Flat rate ($20 monthly, I think) for unlimited local calls. Gotta love it.

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Jedi Weyoun
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Yup...of course...if you go to college and live in a dorm hooked up to the campus LAN, you get completely free access 24-7, with a higher speed than even a cable modem, on average. hehe. gotta luv it. can't wait to go back *L*

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Baloo
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TSN: Yep! You wouldn't believe how crowded it is down there. In addition to Stargate and TPC's main computer, they also have all the UFOs that crashed on earth within the last 50 years, their occupants, and in some cases, the descendants of the occupants. If it wasn't beyond Top Secret,it would be the world's greatest tourist attraction.

--Baloo

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